nah

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

feferi:

korra:

The NYT article on Tumblr’s reaction to the Yahoo bid is fucking hilarious

oh my gOD IM LOSING IT BECAUSE THE “”“MOCKUP”“” DRAWING OF A TUMBLR DASHBOARD HAS A POST BY A USER NAMED ERIDANSVAGINA 

THAT IS ON THE N E W Y O R K T I M E S WEBSITE

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

psilentasincjelli:

steampoweredrocket:

I

HAVE ARRIVED

the party don’t start til I drive my car straight through the walls into the ballroom