May 2013
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
steamandbrass:
WHENEVER I READ “WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY” I NEVER KNOW IF I SHOULD READ IT IN MY HEAD FROM THE BLACK PARADE OR CLOCKWORK VAUDEVILLE
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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badgoku14:
lmfao story time, so I live near this really racist old white dude who hangs out by his porch all the time and I ever time I walk by (every goddamn day) he intentionally locks his car as soon as I walk by and this time when I walked by, I dropped dead on the floor, fake faint and…
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
hipstertheory:
hipstertheory:
MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS
I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
nishlo:
nishlo:
CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
pantairesbeforegrantaires:
super-who-avenge-locked:
If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them
If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them
If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them
If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to them
If someone has a phobia of something, dont do it to...
somethingaboutgaret:
homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
valdezstyle:
david-tennant-omg:
tunoeresdarks:
i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked
i mean
look at this fucking thing
IT’S CHARGING
you’re either a complete genius or you should be burnt at the stake…
that’s some tony stark shit right here
scheherazodd:
Watching Hannibal cook
Remembering that he’s cooking people
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anderjak:
If you missed the new XBox reveal, allow me to summarize:
It’s called the XBox One, meaning it will forever confuse the five people who are trying to talk about the original XBox
It’s actually a cable box that allows you to play music and watch TV and Skype your friends, which…
ludwig-weilschmidt:
WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY
lickitungrapunxel:
noddin my head like yeah
movin my hips like yeah
djavjr:
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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